The Gods Above by Alex McGilvery

The Gods AboveThe Gods Above by Alex McGilvery
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

Canadian author!
Completely excellent. I was hooked before the bottom of the first page. If you are looking for science fiction and zombie stories to fill a few hours this fantastic novella is the one for you.
Pranthi Chopra is a freelance photographer out on assignment when she catches a real-life zombie noshing on a bystander. She can’t run, so she snaps pictures of the shambler until someone brains him. Everyone hopes that is the end of it. Everyone is – unsurprisingly – wrong. What starts as an isolated incident spreads into a city wide outbreak. After a time things are under control again, but then a new permutation of the infection crops up and new horrors are unleashed. The twists are creative and eerie, and the story rolls along smoothly with plenty to keep you engaged. It can be gruesome, with zombies (quelle surprise), gun violence, vehicular manslaughter, bombings, and suicide. McGilvery walks that fine line between describing violence and trying to bathe in it, a skill I very much appreciate. The Gods Above was a great story and I am excited to discover more of Alex McGilvery’s work.

Storm Cursed: Mercy Thompson #11 by Patricia Briggs

Storm Cursed (Mercy Thompson, #11)Storm Cursed by Patricia Briggs
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

You would think after writing two or three different series of books, five books in one series and ten in another, along with several other stand alone novels and short story collections, your creative weaving would start to feel a little threadbare. That is not the case for Patricia Briggs. I honestly think her books are getting even better. To be sure, there is some predictability: by book 11 there is no question in my mind that Mercy Thompson will defeat the bad guy and save her werewolf pack, with help from various allies. But Briggs manages to make the specifics of each battle and the mystery of who is targeting the pack This Time unique and engaging with every offering. Storm Cursed is no different. If anything, it’s even better, with a twistier plot and promise for even more complicated conniving in the next books. Briggs has been setting up the ground breaking meeting between the Grey Lords of the fae and the human government for some books now, and in Storm Cursed Mercy’s pack is roped in to playing guards for the humans while a mysterious entity reanimates every animal in the area. Zombie miniature goats are just the start. The distraction keeps the pack busy, and it turns out to just be a warm up. If you’re new to this series my recommendation would be to pick up the first book, Moon Called, and start there. There’s a lot of back story. The whole series gets fairly consistent content warnings for violence, with the caveat that the 3rd book, Iron Kissed has a very distressing sexual assault scene which sensitive readers will want to approach with a lot of caution. The recovery continues through the next couple of books, and at least to me it doesn’t read as “this had to happen so Mercy could grow as a person,” but it could still be extremely disturbing to read. Aside from that, the Mercy Thompson books remain one of my all time favourite fantasy collections and pure enjoyment with each re-read.

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Scouts of the Apocalypse: Zombie War: Zombie Scouts #2 by Michell Plested

Scouts of the Apocalypse: Zombie War: Zombie WarScouts of the Apocalypse: Zombie War: Zombie War by Michell Plested
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

Albertan author and publisher!
Full disclosure: I received a free copy of this book in exchange for a review

It’s been a few months since the mysterious zombie plague attacked our hero scouts on their return from that fateful camping trip in book one. Zombies are still a thing. Scouts are still a thing. Women? Eventually a thing. Progress is being made in the fight to restore humanity. An accident in book one has pointed the scouts and their leaders in the direction of a form of treatment, albeit slow acting and unable to be widely administered, for whatever has crushed the human population. They’ve set up a shelter and have been taking in what survivors have come to them. Basic needs mostly met, a few of the leaders decide it is time to look for their families. They assemble a crack team and make the trek around the city but don’t make it to all the homes they want to check before the group is split in two. But it is from this severing that the discoveries of the plague’s contagious mechanism and a workable cure spring. (As well as three whole female characters. Finally.) Time is against the scouts though. Whatever has been animating the undead is failing, and those who return to dead-dead remain there. The scouts will have to quickly craft a workable, widely-dispersible cure – and a way to disperse it – if they want to save their city. There’s a little more suspension of disbelief required for this book, some decision making and plot points don’t quite hold up under scrutiny. Overall an entertaining sci-fi tale.

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Scouts of the Apocalypse: Zombie Plague: Zombie Scouts #1 by Michell Plested

Scouts of the Apocalypse: Zombie PlagueScouts of the Apocalypse: Zombie Plague by Michell Plested
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

Albertan author and publisher!
Full disclosure: I received a free copy of this book in exchange for a review

Do you love boy scouts? And zombies? Have you been wishing for a book that would combine them? Well wish no more! Michell Plested has gifted you your heart’s desire. Scouts of the Apocalypse starts off a series where a boy scout troop returns from a camping trip only to discover the world they left behind overrun with mindless shambling hordes feasting on the dead. Gory battles follow as they trek back to safety, with more questions than answers.
Readers may have noticed that despite Scouts Canada opening its membership to women in 1998 I specifically refer to boy scouts. That’s because there are absolutely no women in this book. (No, zombies who were female when they were alive don’t count. They have no lines and could be easily replaced by a robot or a really hostile lamp.) I’ll refrain from giving in to my irritation over works that can involve completely fictional creatures such as zombies and yet can’t come up with a way to include a single member of HALF THE HUMAN POPULATION.

I swear to god.

Other than that, an interesting piece of fiction for all your teen zombie fans.

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A Year of Themed Reviews – October: Creeptastic: Pariah by Bob Fingerman

PariahPariah by Bob Fingerman
My rating: 1 of 5 stars

A cookie-cutter zompocalypse gore-fest loaded with unlikable characters who become more vile by the page. The world is ending. People turn into zombies when they die because reasons. No one can go outside without being swarmed and eaten. Nine New Yorkers are holed up in a high rise starving to death under mindless zombie siege when one day they see a teenage girl parting the waves of undead as if she’s Moses. Zombies avoid her because…reasons? It’s never adequately explained. The apartment dwellers persuade her to join them so she can get them food. Chapters of graphic bloodshed, rape, sexism, and racism later and the story stumbles to a halt. The only redeeming quality was Fingerman’s impressive vocabulary. The few female characters are one dimensional, entirely wrapped up in their identities as wives and mothers. Everyone is starving to death, but the men spend almost as much time bemoaning the lack of attractive women to ogle as they do bemoaning the fact that no one has any food left. We see the men through their own eyes, counting their ribs and mourning the loss of basic hygiene as the world ends, but instead of having the women describe themselves to us Fingerman mainly represents them from the mens’ perspectives. The awfulness of every character turns this book into water torture, every page another drop eroding your good mood. The ending was my favourite part, because it was finally over.

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A Year of Themed Book Reviews – January: Blood Donation (Vampires): I Am Legend by Richard Matheson

I Am Legend and Other StoriesI Am Legend and Other Stories by Richard Matheson

My rating: 3 of 5 stars

Though the cover gives no indication, this edition actually includes not just the novel I Am Legend, but several short horror stories mostly themed around vampires and other supernatural creatures or events. Traditional African religions form the main plot’s scaffolding of two of the short stories and it’s apparent they are something Matheson was fascinated with, though how accurately he has represented them in his work is a question I am not equipped to answer. One of those two, From Shadowed Places, is as much about prejudice as it is about witchcraft and despite being published in 1960 it is clear Matheson is on the side of equality, problematic as the story’s depiction of its educated, powerful African-American heroine and the resolution of the conflict may be. But I’m getting ahead of myself. I Am Legend is the first novel in this collection so I will start with that. Vaguely similar to the Will Smith movie of the same name, our hero Robert Neville is the last surviving human uninfected by a vampirism plague which can turn the living and the dead. He spends his nights locked in the home he has converted into a fortress, drinking himself to oblivion and his days researching the disease, roaming the dead city, searching for supplies and killing all the vampires he can find. Utterly alone. Until the afternoon he sees a woman out walking in the sunlight. His abduction of her, a near-mindless nostrum for his loneliness, preciptates a series of events that will propel him out of his carefully crafted universe into legend.

The abrupt closure to I Am Legend is followed by Buried Talents, a short story set in a fairground game booth where you win prizes by tossing ping-pong balls into empty fishbowls. Or try; no one wins anything until a tall man in a wrinkled black suit puts his quarter on the counter. He doesn’t care about the prizes, but he doesn’t want to stop playing.

The Near Departed is a scant two pages. A mortician discusses funeral arrangements for the wife of an unnamed man. She is to have the best of everything, as she is young, beautiful, and everyone loves her. Her husband always gave her the best of everything and her funeral is to be no exception.

Prey is the first short story featuring traditional African religions. Amelia has come home from a shopping trip with a “genuine Zuni fetish doll” as a birthday present for her anthropologist boyfriend Arthur, whom she plans to see that evening. But when she calls her narcissistic mother to cancel their regular Friday night plans so she can spend Arthur’s birthday with him, the resulting guilt trip and silent treatment so upset her she cancels with Arthur as well and goes to take a bath, leaving the fetish unboxed and unattended on the living room end table. What she doesn’t know is that these fetishes must be handled very carefully. Her evening does not go as planned.

Witch War Seven pretty little girls are the weapons in this dark twist on traditional World War Two stories. The writing is more experimental and repetitive than the other stories, with Matheson playing up the apparent dichotomy of “pretty little girls” being the agents of destruction.

Dance of the Dead Another post war story, we follow four college students on a double date into the dangerous and alluring city of Saint Louis, to watch the Dance of the Dead.

Dress of White Silk appears to be an excerpt from the diary of a young girl who has been locked in her room, for what she does not know, by her grandmother. She is reminiscing over the events leading to her grounding and attempting to puzzle out, with her childish logic and grasp of grammar, where she has done wrong. But her conclusions and our conclusions are vastly different.

Mad House explores the idea that human emotions can imprint on the items around them, and the horrifying, violent results of their long term exposure to the rage of a man with anger management issues.

The Funeral is a darkly comic supernatural story where the owner of a funeral parlour finds an unexpected niche market giving the undead their dream send offs.

From Shadowed Places was probably my favourite story in this collection. A wealthy young trophy hunter named Peter Lang is gripped by a mysterious malady that is slowly killing him through sheer agony. It has no discernible physical source and modern Western medicine is powerless against it. When it is clear Lang is at death’s door his fiancée, Patricia Jennings, remembers an old school friend who teaches anthropology and spent a couple years in Africa. Dr. Lurice Howell is the powerful heroine I mentioned before, and it is her power and knowledge which will battle death for Peter.

Person to Person tells us of David Millman, plagued by an idiopathic ringing in his head that wakes him up each night at 3 am. No medicine he tries will alleviate it and allow him to sleep undisturbed, until one day the therapist he is seeing suggests David try answering the phone. That definitely sets things in motion, but not in the direction either of them are expecting. And Millman’s struggle for control of this bizarre affliction will close out not just the book, but his life as he knows it.

A Year of Themed Book Reviews – January: Blood Donation (Vampires): Guilty Pleasures by Laurell K Hamilton

Welcome to the first review of A Year of Themed Book Reviews! Each month I will pick a theme and review books related to it. Depending on how much time I have, there may be more than one theme each month and I may also review books outside the themes as they interest me/are suggested. January has two themes: self-improvement, which is pretty obvious, and blood donation, since it’s blood donor month. Unfortunately, I was unable to locate books on a history of blood donation, except for one book that looked to be a university text book and promised to be staggeringly boring, which I did not want to inflict on anyone. I was lamenting my difficulties to my mother and she brilliantly suggested I do vampires. Which brings us to the first themed book review of 2018 and the first book of the Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter series, Laurell K Hamilton’s Guilty Pleasures

Guilty Pleasures (Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter, #1)Guilty Pleasures by Laurell K. Hamilton

My rating: 3 of 5 stars

In an alternative reality where zombies, vampires, and were-animals are common, Anita Blake is a resurrectionist/private detective/vampire hunter who is hired by a group of vampires to figure out who has been killing off their most powerful members. It’s a little strange that they’ve hired her since it’s quite clear they despise and fear her, look on humans in general as lesser beings, and because she dislikes vampires in general, although she’s not an unrestrained vampire killer, only dispatching ones who have been killing humans and only after receiving a court order to do so. Yes, it’s that kind of world. Anyways, Hamilton drops you right into the universe and once the scene is set the action doesn’t stop. Her characters are interesting and at the end turn out to be more nuanced than you would have given them credit for. It is on the marginally more violent side, with a few instances of torture and mentions of rape, so anyone with serious bloodshed or assault issues may want to give this a pass. But if you’re looking for a fast paced and thrilling distraction, Guilty Pleasures could suck you in to the whole series.

Rise by Mira Grant

Rise: A Newsflesh Collection: The Complete Newsflesh CollectionRise: A Newsflesh Collection: The Complete Newsflesh Collection by Mira Grant
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Joy of joys, Mira Grant has published another installment to her Newsflesh collection! This goose-pimply sci-fi post-zombie-apocalypse series follows teams of bloggers chronicaling the presidential race in the first four books, but in Rise Grant takes us back to the beginning of the zom-pocalypse and fills in some of the blanks. It’s a collection of short stories and novellas with new faces and old favourites, and it’s every bit as good as the others. Even though some of the stories pre-date the first books in the series, I would recommend finishing the series proper before reading Rise. Major spoilers otherwise. Furthermore I must furnish content warnings for a sizeable quantity of gore and violence, suicide, suggestions of sexual assault, and violence involving children. Despite all of that, Newsflesh remains my all time favourite zompocalypse series and possibly one of my favourite science fiction books. I also can’t finish a review without commenting about Grant’s emphasis on inclusivity. She has multiple characters from diverse racial backgrounds and from along the LGBTQIA+ spectrum. And it’s never a “thing,” it just is. She mentions it the way she mentions this person writes fiction, or is a whiz with electronics. A normal part of someone’s personality. I’m really looking forwards to when that attitude is the mainstream one. I’m also impatiently awaiting the movie adaptations of all of these books, so, Hollywood, get on it. No whitewashing or straightwashing, K?

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Feedback: Newsflesh #4 by Mira Grant

Feedback (Newsflesh, #4)Feedback by Mira Grant
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Grant has done it again. Her Newsflesh series is set in the near future United States, after two man-made cures for unrelated diseases unexpectedly combine and mutate, infecting the world’s population with a virus that causes the body to reanimate after death. The story is told through online bloggers, who have risen to become the dominant journalistic force in the new world. Feedback follows Ben Ross, Aislinn North, Audrey Liqiu Wen, and Mat Newson as they battle the sinister plans of sinister forces. The first three books in the series are told by Shaun and Georgia Mason, and Buffy Meissonier. This one takes you back to the plot of Feed, but has our new quartet following the opposing political candidate for the election. It’s a page turner. I had to force myself to put the book down or I would have finished it in a day. Who needs sleep when there are zombies to out run? Or kill. With that in mind, violence and bloodshed are a regular feature of this book. Guns abound. Suicide makes an appearance, as does a cult. I was not expecting there to be a cult.

Aside from changing the main characters, Grant also introduces her first gender-neutral character! Mat Newson runs a fashion blog for the team, disassembles everything they can touch, and prefers gender-neutral pronouns. I adore Grant’s cast stuffed with a range of LGBTQ people, and am delighted that she’s expanding it for her new series. And don’t get me wrong, even though Feedback looks bigger than any of the previous books, it almost has to be the beginning of a new installment. Grant ties her loose ends up very nicely in the other books, and Feedback doesn’t quite reach the same level. So it’s got to be the first offering in a new mini-series within the Newsflesh universe. Or I will be one disappointed reader.

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Blackout: Newsflesh #3 by Mira Grant

Blackout (Newsflesh Trilogy, #3)Blackout by Mira Grant
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

So, no zombie clones. Even without them, this book was so good I flipped back to the beginning the moment I got to the end. I can’t stop re-reading it. It’s also the goriest, and most emotionally challenging of the three, but I guess that makes sense. Grant would want to go out with a bang, not a whimper. Or a moan. Since this book is full of zombies. It also has many other exciting things! Mad scientists (again)! Evil scientists (again)! Zombie bears! Bisexual characters! Gay characters! People of colour! It’s so exciting to read a novel populated by a variety of characters. Especially when the things that set them apart from the mainstream are presented as completely normal, just rating a casual mention. As if the non-white and non-heterosexual are an integral part of society. What a novel idea.

I’m very impressed with the way Grant wove the different books in this series together. Confusing things that happened in the first book get explained in the second, events that took place in the first two are shown in a completely new light in the third. As if Grant had the trilogy in her head in its entirety before she started writing. Perhaps she did. I have no idea how one creates a story this complex. Some of the issues are solved by having a couple of characters be extravagantly wealthy; you don’t have to worry about getting money for food while you’re off the grid if someone is happy to bankroll your flee from rogue government agencies. It’s always helpful to be close friends with the heir to a pharmaceutical behemoth.

Grant doesn’t answer all the ethical questions she poses in Feed, but she does offer a handy tip on choosing between right and wrong: “If you’re ever in a position to be making calls on right and wrong that can impact an entire nation, run your decisions by a six-year-old. If they look at you in horror and tell you you’re getting coal in your stocking for the rest of your life, you should probably reconsider your course of action. Unless you want to be remembered as a monster, in which case, knock yourself out.” (561) We should put more small children on ethics committees.

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